Chemistry defined. Freedom applied.
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Beginners, connoisseurs, and everything in-between.

Empowering cannabis users, researchers, and retailers with pharma-style design, education, and extract innovation.

Evil Plant Labs is built to impress, it's

Science

you can taste.
We make complex topics, info, and research

Feel

simple.

Evil Design System

Built from the ground up to make cannabis feel clean, confident, and have the ability to fit into anyone's lifestyle. From hardware to education, everything follows one rule:

Clarity over chaos.

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A message from our founder.

First things first.

Raw Standards.

Everything goes through the exact same standard I held in my pharmaceutical career, education, and lab experiences. Precision or nothing at all.

Evil Plant Labs was built to strip away the noise. I wanted to create products that actually work, that make sense, and that people can trust — to be enjoyed without any thinking or guessing. If it carries our name, it means I’d proudly use it myself.
Christian

@evilplantlabs

AM to PM, we got you covered.

You know the drill.

Pure Pleasure

For the curious, the passionate, and the playful.

We offer products specifically designed to heighten sensation and deepen pleasure.

Pure Pleasure

For the curious, the passionate, and the playful.

We offer products specifically designed to heighten sensation and deepen pleasure.

High Stim

Built for motion, momentum, and mental clarity

Calibrated and made to elevate dopamine-driven focus, energy, and motivation. Without the chaos.

High Stim

Built for motion, momentum, and mental clarity

Calibrated and made to elevate dopamine-driven focus, energy, and motivation. Without the chaos.

Sleep

Deep rest, real recovery, and raw tranquility.

Evil Plant Labs delivers a controlled calm designed to quiet the mind, restore rhythm, and recharge function overnight.

Sleep

Deep rest, real recovery, and raw tranquility.

Evil Plant Labs delivers a controlled calm designed to quiet the mind, restore rhythm, and recharge function overnight.

You deserve to know what’s in your cartridge.

Transparent data.

Transparent data.

Real Education.

Real Education.

So you can make informed, confident choices every time you inhale.

  • Extract Integrity • Clean Chemistry • Simply Better •

Keeping it real.

From plant to hardware, every variable is controlled for purity and reliability.

CO₂ Extraction

Clean, solvent-free extraction that preserves native cannabinoids and terpenes for a truer plant experience.

CO₂ Extraction

Clean, solvent-free extraction that preserves native cannabinoids and terpenes for a truer plant experience.

CO₂ Extraction

Clean, solvent-free extraction that preserves native cannabinoids and terpenes for a truer plant experience.

Full Plant Profile

Each blend is engineered to mirror natural ratios found in premium flower. Nothing artificial, nothing random.

Full Plant Profile

Each blend is engineered to mirror natural ratios found in premium flower. Nothing artificial, nothing random.

Full Plant Profile

Each blend is engineered to mirror natural ratios found in premium flower. Nothing artificial, nothing random.

Zirconia Ceramic Hardware

Lab-grade materials eliminate metal leaching and burnt hits, ensuring pure flavor and reliability.

Zirconia Ceramic Hardware

Lab-grade materials eliminate metal leaching and burnt hits, ensuring pure flavor and reliability.

Zirconia Ceramic Hardware

Lab-grade materials eliminate metal leaching and burnt hits, ensuring pure flavor and reliability.

Zero Plastic Contact

No plastics touch your oil, ever. Every surface is glass or ceramic for full chemical stability.

Zero Plastic Contact

No plastics touch your oil, ever. Every surface is glass or ceramic for full chemical stability.

Zero Plastic Contact

No plastics touch your oil, ever. Every surface is glass or ceramic for full chemical stability.

Minor Cannabinoid Targeting

Balanced levels of THCV, CBG, and other actives to fine-tune effects and create functional, predictable experiences.

Minor Cannabinoid Targeting

Balanced levels of THCV, CBG, and other actives to fine-tune effects and create functional, predictable experiences.

Minor Cannabinoid Targeting

Balanced levels of THCV, CBG, and other actives to fine-tune effects and create functional, predictable experiences.

Third-Party Verified

Every batch is lab-tested and traceable. Full transparency, no hidden formulas.

Third-Party Verified

Every batch is lab-tested and traceable. Full transparency, no hidden formulas.

Third-Party Verified

Every batch is lab-tested and traceable. Full transparency, no hidden formulas.

Education shouldn't be boring or complicated.

We make learning cannabis as clear as using it.

Clarity

Defined.

Every product has its own digital guide so you can easily understand effects, dosage, and design in seconds.

Clarity

Defined.

Every product has its own digital guide so you can easily understand effects, dosage, and design in seconds.

Clarity

Defined.

Every product has its own digital guide so you can easily understand effects, dosage, and design in seconds.

Connection

Aligned.

Between brands, budtenders, and the people they help. Our goal is to make cannabis conversation feel natural, not technical.

Connection

Aligned.

Between brands, budtenders, and the people they help. Our goal is to make cannabis conversation feel natural, not technical.

Connection

Aligned.

Between brands, budtenders, and the people they help. Our goal is to make cannabis conversation feel natural, not technical.

Confidence

Assured.

We provide product data, talking points, and training tools that help staff educate customers with precision and ease.

Confidence

Assured.

We provide product data, talking points, and training tools that help staff educate customers with precision and ease.

Confidence

Assured.

We provide product data, talking points, and training tools that help staff educate customers with precision and ease.

Pick your potion.

Our flagship cartridges — tailored for real-life versatility and targeted effects.

Stim City

Straight up rocket fuel.

Pre-workout

Energy

High-stimulation

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Joy Ride

Sex. Yeah, that's right. You love it. We love it. Why not enhance it?

Partners

Solo-play

Mood Setting

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Dark Matter

Dreamy sedation and Zzz's

Sleep

Recovery

"Couch lock"

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Real questions deserve real answers.

Answers to some common questions consumers have. If you don’t find the information you’re looking for, feel free to contact us anytime you want.

Contact Us

Does hardware actually matter that much?

For lower-tier oil, nah. Hardware only starts to matter when the content inside is on the higher end. It can be extremely sensitive and requires top of the line hardware to function effectively. You'll notice the difference right away.

Can I use your cartridges with any 510 battery?

Yes, but we recommend using low-voltage settings (2.3–3.3V) to preserve terpene integrity and prevent overheating. Higher voltages can degrade taste and cannabinoid content.

Why are your cartridges in bottles?

Packaging isn’t for looks, it’s for protection and reusable storage. Each vial shields the cartridge from light, oxidation, and contamination during transport, while helping maintain temperature stability and freshness. Our bottles are sourced directly from the pharmaceutical supply chain, the same type used for FDA-regulated medications requiring highly controlled storage.

Are your products really that different?

Short answer, yes. Long answer, yes. Treat yourself to some real gas, we are confident you will notice the difference right away.

Does hardware actually matter that much?

For lower-tier oil, nah. Hardware only starts to matter when the content inside is on the higher end. It can be extremely sensitive and requires top of the line hardware to function effectively. You'll notice the difference right away.

Can I use your cartridges with any 510 battery?

Yes, but we recommend using low-voltage settings (2.3–3.3V) to preserve terpene integrity and prevent overheating. Higher voltages can degrade taste and cannabinoid content.

Why are your cartridges in bottles?

Packaging isn’t for looks, it’s for protection and reusable storage. Each vial shields the cartridge from light, oxidation, and contamination during transport, while helping maintain temperature stability and freshness. Our bottles are sourced directly from the pharmaceutical supply chain, the same type used for FDA-regulated medications requiring highly controlled storage.

Are your products really that different?

Short answer, yes. Long answer, yes. Treat yourself to some real gas, we are confident you will notice the difference right away.

Does hardware actually matter that much?

For lower-tier oil, nah. Hardware only starts to matter when the content inside is on the higher end. It can be extremely sensitive and requires top of the line hardware to function effectively. You'll notice the difference right away.

Can I use your cartridges with any 510 battery?

Yes, but we recommend using low-voltage settings (2.3–3.3V) to preserve terpene integrity and prevent overheating. Higher voltages can degrade taste and cannabinoid content.

Why are your cartridges in bottles?

Packaging isn’t for looks, it’s for protection and reusable storage. Each vial shields the cartridge from light, oxidation, and contamination during transport, while helping maintain temperature stability and freshness. Our bottles are sourced directly from the pharmaceutical supply chain, the same type used for FDA-regulated medications requiring highly controlled storage.

Are your products really that different?

Short answer, yes. Long answer, yes. Treat yourself to some real gas, we are confident you will notice the difference right away.

Evil Plant Labs LLC.

Proudly based out of Seattle, Washington.

admin@evilplantlabs.com

FDA Disclaimer

The statements made regarding these products have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. These products are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease. All information presented here is not meant as a substitute for or alternative to information from health care practitioners. Please consult your health care professional about potential interactions, allergic reactions, or other possible complications before using any product. The Federal Food, Drug and Cosmetic Act requires this notice.

@evilplantlabs

Evil Plant Labs LLC.

Proudly based out of Seattle, Washington.

admin@evilplantlabs.com

FDA Disclaimer

The statements made regarding these products have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. These products are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease. All information presented here is not meant as a substitute for or alternative to information from health care practitioners. Please consult your health care professional about potential interactions, allergic reactions, or other possible complications before using any product. The Federal Food, Drug and Cosmetic Act requires this notice.

@evilplantlabs

Evil Plant Labs LLC.

Proudly based out of Seattle, Washington.

admin@evilplantlabs.com

FDA Disclaimer

The statements made regarding these products have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. These products are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease. All information presented here is not meant as a substitute for or alternative to information from health care practitioners. Please consult your health care professional about potential interactions, allergic reactions, or other possible complications before using any product. The Federal Food, Drug and Cosmetic Act requires this notice.

@evilplantlabs