Engineered to be clear, consistent, and easy

For beginners, connoisseurs, and everything in-between.

Empowering cannabis users, researchers, and retailers with pharma-style design, education, and extract innovation.

Evil Plant Labs is built to impress, it's

Science

Science

you can taste.
We make complex topics, info, and research

Feel

Feel

simple.

Evil Design System

Built from the ground up to make cannabis feel clean, confident, and have the ability to fit into anyone's lifestyle. From hardware to education, everything follows one rule:

Clarity over chaos.

AM to PM, we got you covered.

You know the drill.

Pure Pleasure

For the curious, the passionate, and the playful.

We offer products specifically designed to heighten sensation and deepen pleasure.

Pure Pleasure

For the curious, the passionate, and the playful.

We offer products specifically designed to heighten sensation and deepen pleasure.

Pure Pleasure

For the curious, the passionate, and the playful.

We offer products specifically designed to heighten sensation and deepen pleasure.

High Stim

Built for motion, momentum, and mental clarity

Calibrated and made to elevate dopamine-driven focus, energy, and motivation. Without the chaos.

High Stim

Built for motion, momentum, and mental clarity

Calibrated and made to elevate dopamine-driven focus, energy, and motivation. Without the chaos.

High Stim

Built for motion, momentum, and mental clarity

Calibrated and made to elevate dopamine-driven focus, energy, and motivation. Without the chaos.

Sleep

Deep rest, real recovery, and raw tranquility.

Evil Plant Labs delivers a controlled calm designed to quiet the mind, restore rhythm, and recharge function overnight.

Sleep

Deep rest, real recovery, and raw tranquility.

Evil Plant Labs delivers a controlled calm designed to quiet the mind, restore rhythm, and recharge function overnight.

Sleep

Deep rest, real recovery, and raw tranquility.

Evil Plant Labs delivers a controlled calm designed to quiet the mind, restore rhythm, and recharge function overnight.

You deserve to know what’s in your cartridge.

Transparent data.

Transparent data.

Real Education.

Real Education.

So you can make informed, confident choices every time you inhale.

  • Extract Integrity • Clean Chemistry • Simply Better •

Education shouldn't be boring or complicated.

We make learning cannabis as clear as using it.

Clarity

Defined.

Every product has its own digital guide so you can easily understand effects, dosage, and design in seconds.

Clarity

Defined.

Every product has its own digital guide so you can easily understand effects, dosage, and design in seconds.

Clarity

Defined.

Every product has its own digital guide so you can easily understand effects, dosage, and design in seconds.

Connection

Aligned.

Between brands, budtenders, and the people they help. Our goal is to make cannabis conversation feel natural, not technical.

Connection

Aligned.

Between brands, budtenders, and the people they help. Our goal is to make cannabis conversation feel natural, not technical.

Connection

Aligned.

Between brands, budtenders, and the people they help. Our goal is to make cannabis conversation feel natural, not technical.

Confidence

Assured.

We provide product data, talking points, and training tools that help staff educate customers with precision and ease.

Confidence

Assured.

We provide product data, talking points, and training tools that help staff educate customers with precision and ease.

Confidence

Assured.

We provide product data, talking points, and training tools that help staff educate customers with precision and ease.

A message from our founder.

First things first.

Raw Standards.

Everything goes through the exact same standard I held in my pharmaceutical career, education, and lab experiences. Precision or nothing at all.

Evil Plant Labs was built to strip away the noise. I wanted to create products that actually work, that make sense, and that people can trust — to be enjoyed without any thinking or guessing. If it carries our name, it means I’d proudly use it myself.
Christian

@evilplantlabs

Pick your potion.

Our flagship cartridges — tailored for real-life versatility and targeted effects.

Stim City

Straight up rocket fuel.

Pre-workout

Energy

High-stimulation

Stim City

Straight up rocket fuel.

Pre-workout

Energy

High-stimulation

Stim City

Straight up rocket fuel.

Pre-workout

Energy

High-stimulation

Pleasure Chaser

Sex. Yeah, that's right. You love it. We love it. Why not enhance it?

Partners

Solo-play

Mood Setting

Dark Matter

Dreamy sedation and pure calmness.

Sleep

Recovery

"Couch lock"

Evil Plant Labs LLC.

Proudly based out of Seattle, Washington.

admin@evilplantlabs.com

FDA Disclaimer

The statements made regarding these products have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. These products are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease. All information presented here is not meant as a substitute for or alternative to information from health care practitioners. Please consult your health care professional about potential interactions, allergic reactions, or other possible complications before using any product. The Federal Food, Drug and Cosmetic Act requires this notice.

@evilplantlabs

Evil Plant Labs LLC.

Proudly based out of Seattle, Washington.

admin@evilplantlabs.com

FDA Disclaimer

The statements made regarding these products have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. These products are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease. All information presented here is not meant as a substitute for or alternative to information from health care practitioners. Please consult your health care professional about potential interactions, allergic reactions, or other possible complications before using any product. The Federal Food, Drug and Cosmetic Act requires this notice.

@evilplantlabs

Evil Plant Labs LLC.

Proudly based out of Seattle, Washington.

admin@evilplantlabs.com

FDA Disclaimer

The statements made regarding these products have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. These products are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease. All information presented here is not meant as a substitute for or alternative to information from health care practitioners. Please consult your health care professional about potential interactions, allergic reactions, or other possible complications before using any product. The Federal Food, Drug and Cosmetic Act requires this notice.

@evilplantlabs